I can't believe my child turned one month on Saturday. I can't believe it's been a whole month, yet only a month.
Okay, do not watch the pilot episode of Battlestar Galactica. An android woman was marveling over the fragility of human babies to a mother with a carriage, saying stuff like, "It's amazing that their necks are strong enough to hold up their heads." Then when the mother stepped aside to talk to someone, the android reached in and snapped the baby's neck!!!!!!!!! It was really horrifying.